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Blog Series Finale:

The Naked Guns @ Kepong - Part 4

Title: The Birth of Rain and Sun, Tragedy of 3 Ashtrays

A true story of how Murakami became a writer

Blog #4

September 20, 2025

I stepped into the office and heard Kafka hissing in my head:

"Don't write Rain and Sun. You'll expose me, you idiot."

Then I ran into Lion Chang - a lion with no teeth.


"Murakami, what happened to you? You look like Hangover 1, 2, and 3 combined.

What are you now, Good Morning, Vietnam? One Night in Bangkok?"


"No boss. Just having Coffee Before it Gets Cold."

"BS. You Breaking Bad?"

I retreated to my cubicle. Suddenly a tall, fresh trainee walked past.

"Whoa. Lolita!"


Before I could blink, Danny Devito not Jeremy Irons showed up, hand on her waist.

My coinbox rattled in protest, but already emptied by last night's Tiger beers.


Life is unfair. I am now Tofu Watanabe from Norwegian Wood, destined to lose every girl.

Then my phone buzzed.


Rain's email

"Bye. I won't see you again."

Attached: one photo and one last stab to the heart.

"You act like Humbert," she wrote.

"You got your Good Morning, Vietnam. Forever Bye."


I sat down, numb. Two trainees stared at me.

My boss dumped more unpolished tasks on my desk.

I opened my laptop.

Kafka was there not metaphorically, literally blocking my mental doorway.

Three trips to the toilet, three times he screamed:

"Don't write! Don't write! Don't write!"

I grabbed imaginary insect spray.

"What are you spraying?" the trainees asked.

"Perfume from China," I said.

Finally Kafka collapsed. I began to write.


First came nonsense:

"Rain Rain Rain"

Then lightning struck. Kafka came back as an angel.

"Fine," he said.

"I give you Rain. Just stop writing"

I don't care. I wrote. " Sun Sun Sun"

But it was still raining.

*Murakami got a hangover, tried to spray Kafka mid draft, and that's how Norwegian Wood movie turned into a flop.

When I finished the first chapter, I called the trainees.

"Read this."

They looked up and said, "This is good. Like The Joy Luck Club."

And I wanted to scream.

Kakfa isn't a Chinese insect, he's a German one, living in my bathroom, not in mahjong parlor.

I remembered my boss liked people who smoked with him.

So I went into his room.

It was 4 p.m. He was already on this 61st cigarette.

"Yes," I thought," I have found my teacher."

We smoked until the office looked like Kuala Lumpur haze season.

From that day, I made a vow:

10 cigarettes a day, until I reached 60 a day.

Six chapters later, Rain and Sun existed.

And I never went back to the Kepong pub.

As for Kafka, the day I hit 60 cigarettes, he vanished.

And I felt strangely sad.

Because even though he tortured me, he was my best friend, the only one who keep yelling: Don't Write!

The boss? He quit and opened the first indie bookstore in Malaysia.

Now he's rich, selling Murakami to teenagers who think chain-smoking will make them authors.


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