What the hell is this? - Intro....
People keep telling me "Rain and Sun" is literacy fiction. I think it is more like an adult Dairy of a Wimpy Kid except it is grief, guilt, and broken wallets instead of crushes. That book is quiet, confessional, and literary. This blog, on the other hand? I think Van Gogh sketching drunk on a napkin. It is absurd. spiked with whiskey, stirred with beer, chased with vodka.
Warnings:
If you are easily offended, stop here. No delicate flowers, no self-help posters (I hate those books, yes, sour grapes, but they sell like scams and fortune telling. Why write it? Maybe it is cheaper than therapy. Or maybe because if I already look like the pit of an avocado, I might as well roll with it. If you are still here, welcome to the chaos. Don't say I did not warn you.
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#Blog 5
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#Blog 3
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#Blog 2
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(Directed by Chris Stuntmann - my favorite movie blogger turned stuntman. Starring: Murakami, Kafka and Nanny - all played by my exes.).
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#Blog 1
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Back from Macau, three years of waiting, gone in one spin of the wheel. Just like that. Tonight, I must drink, must smoke. Free man already. Free like a bird but bird also cannot fly straight. Kepong pub, my temple. Outside, a new TV hanging from a lamp post...
